No Poops Please

I just turned 50. This is my level of insight. The only change is on the outside.

Questions without answers

No response, as yet. Maybe I can spin this into a Netflix true-crime show.

Motto

When I am inevitably forced to create my own coat of arms, this will be in a fancy scroll, in Latin, along the bottom.

Doodah

As part of the application for a vanity plate, you should have to give an explanation.

How did…

A simple Google search provides so many surprising insights into who we are as a people...

Street Names

An old-fashioned intersection.

An armadillo on a rocking horse

Sure. This might as well be a thing.

Everyday

"Every day" = each day. "Everyday" = commonplace. Honestly, this is not a hill to die on. I just noticed it once and now it seems to be everywhere...

Ideal Choice?

I'm going to need more information before I give you a call, mister.

Ben Hur

So many questions.