On Good and Bad Movies

I’m going to say something now that might blow your mind, so prepare yourself. I believe – I hold very strongly to be true – that, unlike steak, kisses, European countries, there’s no point in thinking of movies in terms of “good” or “bad”. OK, are we all still together? Let’s carry on. I’m not …

Missing person…

We found them like this. Jordan did not eat the person who used to be in these shoes. She absolutely did not. Not even a nibble. Honest.

On Pugs as People

What would your adorable fluff bundles be like if they were really people? This is a question that literally no-one has asked. And so, here is my answer. The Reverend John Henry Sure, we have a very good backstory for The Reverend John Henry, but what he really is is a kid that never had …

Lawyer jokes

Supply your own punchline. Clearly they want you to.

On Cooking…Slowly

I have not had the best of luck with slow cookers. No, stay with me; there’s a point to this. And while it might not be interesting, it is anecdotal plus has the benefit of being true. If that helps. In our house, we use the slow cooker a couple of times a week, so …

Flying pig

OK, go with me here. Tell me I'm not seeing things. That cloud at the bottom there. It's a pig, right? With a nose, two ears, and wings? That cloud is a flying pig... Right?

On Obscure Objects of My Affectation

Before I start on another film post, let’s take a moment to revel in the fancy wordplay of that title. Did you even notice? Your brain wants you to read affection; affection is the word that makes sense there. And yet, no. Affectation. Because this is a blog post about wanting to seem better than we …

Pirate

I just feel like there was a way that things were made before the advent of Photoshop, and a way that things are made after Photoshop. This, I would venture, is from the pre-Photoshop period.