You want a food-based nightmare? Sure, here you go. In Texas, your gelato eats you.
You know, if you wanted to make a blog out of “funny” photos, you would only have to spend an hour or so a week at Walmart and you’d be done. Top tip from humorous photo blogger, to you, for free.
I’ve just turned 45 and, as the saying goes, I’ve never been so old. Is that a saying? Probably not. Anyhoo, there are (at least) two ways to look at birthdays: an anniversary celebration of the day of your birth or an acknowledgement of the end of a year of your life – and a… Continue reading On Birthdays
If it’s only $3.50, you have to ask yourself if you really want it.
Yes, I am going to ass-u-me that this is all one meal – because this is Texas and that’s exactly how burgers are done here.
Like a playboy about to head into a monastery; like a drug addict about to spend hard months in rehab, I was a man about to (make a serious attempt to largely) give up sugar, and this was my last weekend of naturally flavored sweetened goodness. In theory. I made a list of the things… Continue reading On Sugar
Although I may not see you as much as I used to – my wife and doctor both say you’re no good for me, but they don’t know you like I do – I still think of you. Every day. Thanks, donuts. For everything. You were the best friend a hungry man ever had.