I presume this is for when the local trash pandas binge-watch the latest American dumpster fire…
Remember how I was supposed to be giving up sugar? It’s going really well.
Every one of these chairs has this sign on it. Apparently people like to re–enact the ending of Dead Poets Society in Half-Price Books in Austin. Keep that kind of thing to the privacy of your own homes, people.
Sure, you’re a restaurant, so why wouldn’t you have an enormous fork outside just to drive home the point. And sure, you’re attracting people to come in and celebrate graduation, so you use a graduation cap to catch the eye of potential customers. But then you end up with a cap on a fork. And… Continue reading A hat on a fork. Really.
So, I’m not saying that our apartment complex is being terrorized by a huge but invisible creature that takes bites out of discarded furniture. But then I’m not not saying that, if you know what I mean…
June in Austin, TX, is shopping cart mating season. As you can see, sometimes the vigorous nature of the copulation leads to casualties. They died doing what they love.