Hobo

Sure, who doesn't want a homeless person ornament on their mantle? Especially one with exposed underwear. Ah, what treasure troves these antique stores are...

What the what?

So, this antique-store gem seems to be a depiction of Stephen Fry's older sister, playing cricket with a juggler's club, wearing a safety hat and, let's be clear, pooping out a natty blue jacket. I think that covers everything.

Kids

So, trawling through antique stores in Austin is endlessly fascinating. I mean, just being surrounded by history can be fascinating. But sometimes, the gods of bloggers give me a special gift. Like, what the hell is this? Oh, and Happy Xmas.

Jesus is not attached

Jesus. Not attached.

Poop Table

More antiquing. More gems. I mean, this is a poop table, right? It can't be anything else.

Pirate

I just feel like there was a way that things were made before the advent of Photoshop, and a way that things are made after Photoshop. This, I would venture, is from the pre-Photoshop period.

Glass

Make sure you're with someone who loves you enough to not let you spend your hard-earned money on a glass Tommy-gun. Although, $25 seemed like a bargain to me.