Don’t Mess

If you have a better motto for life, I'd love to know what it is.

On Leading Questions

Seen on vacation in New Mexico. Philip Glass may or may not want to head over there for a few days.

Retractable Bollards

Does this seem like bragging to you?

On Sayings

Spending a few years living among people from another country has made me look at many things afresh; it’s not possible to take quite so much for granted when you’re surrounded by people who talk, act, think, and believe differently to you. Or, at least, that’s how it should be. And sure, there’s probably many …

Liquor

Nope. I got nothing.

Fork carefully

File under "Useful life tips for Valentine's."

WARNING: NSFW

"Before digging, trenching or pushing pipe in this vicinity..." Just another example of the breakdown of morality in this filthy, wrong world our kids grow up in. I blame television. Or, in this instance, cable... Save