I don't know. I don't think I'm hungry any more. Thanks but I had a milkshake at Wendy's on the way. Those things really fill you up, don't they? You feel free. I'm sure it's very nice. I'll wait in the car.
I want to understand. I need to understand. But dammit, I just do not understand what the hell is going on here. You're spacemen. Four spacemen. Or, by some complicated and/or hilarious twists and turns, you're four strangers who each have somehow had fishbowls dropped on your heads. Or, you know, is that a thing? … Continue reading Thrilled Cheese!
The first thing you need to know is this: everything you’ve heard about Texas is true. It is big. The roads are big, the trucks that rumble on them are big, the bugs you’ll find curled up dead and twitching under the sink are huge. The people are friendly – you’ll see more smiles than … Continue reading An English Person’s Guide to Texas