No Poops Please

I just turned 50. This is my level of insight. The only change is on the outside.

Ideal Choice?

I'm going to need more information before I give you a call, mister.

Come and Take It

An oddly aggressive sign outside a church in Austin, TX.

Plastic Surgeon?

In these Covid-hit times, businesses have to diversify. And sandwich giant Jimmy John's is leading the way...into medical procedures. A little bit of a left turn there for JJ's, but full marks for thinking outside the sandwich box.

Livin Covida Loca

First, full marks for the Covida Loca reference. This I liked, very much. Is it in bad taste? Almost certainly. More a crime against language, and therefore against humanity itself is the "everyday". "Everyday" = commonplace. "Every day" = each day. Thank you for your attention.

On Dietary Advice 2

On Heaven

Standing at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter ushers me through into The Place. The first thing I see?

Gandhi: Be The Change

I did not realize that Gandhi had so much influence on Prince's spelling eccentricities. If true.

Inside Hostess

I think this the best sign I've found since "Please Don't Eat the Soap", a genuine sign in a gift shop in a small TX town... Anyway, surely, this kind of thing is better left to a medical professional.

Get lost?

This kind of advice is why we have mountain rescue teams.