All mod cons

Here in the mighty US of A, we have only the finest modern toilet technology.

How very Texas…

Texas water and Texas people (AKA, "Texans"), sure. Texas wind though?

Filth. Just filth.

These people want blog writers and Instagram "influencers" to post these pics on social media, right? They're looking for the free publicity. Well, don't fall for it. Oh.

Gluten

When you want to make sure your customers know what you're selling. Move on food-fad snowflakes! We add your poison to everything here!

Keep Gate Closed

Maybe they should have used a bigger sign?

AGELESS

Someone, somewhere along the line, could have put a stop to this. But no one did. And this is what happens when we remain silent in the face of... whatever this is.

Church

Spotted in San Francisco. A rare sign that made me want to go in to a church and see what was going on. I mean, I think we actually ended up in Starbucks and there I had a quasi-religious experience of my own, but still. I was tempted by the Lord. Or Lady. So that …

On Miracles and Staircases

Sadly, I can't give you any more details as to what exactly was so miraculous about the Loretto Chapel's miraculous stairway. Maybe it trips up people who want to push past as I'm trying to walk up it. Maybe it feels like it's going up when really it's going down. Maybe it's just a flat …

On Leading Questions

Seen on vacation in New Mexico. Philip Glass may or may not want to head over there for a few days.

On Bringing Shame to PBS

Apostrophes, people.